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Meth Fairy 

The meth fairy comes to meth addicts in need when they are in dire need. He/She comes in through the window of meth addicts and goes under their pillow or pile of rags. If the addict has left 50 cents under the pillow or pile of rags, the meth fairy then takes the 50 cents and places a small amount of meth for the addict to wake up to. If the addict sees the meth fairy, he can never tell anyone the fairy's true identity or the meth fairy will fucking shank him
Meth Fairy by gahhni noreah April 11, 2009

Puth fairy 

a fairy who goes to children's houses at night and gives them their big boy/girl teeth in exchange for a token of poo which is sucked out their bum.
The puth fairy has been, my poo has disappeared and i have gained big boy teeth!
Puth fairy by Puthie Roo April 27, 2009

tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!

boob fairy 

A magical fairy that comes in the middle of the night and helps your boobs grow.
The boob fairy never came for me, but the butt fairy did!! Now im all uneven!!
boob fairy by Jewcy7 December 5, 2005

shwater fairy 

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.
Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.
shwater fairy by Haje June 11, 2010

Condom Fairy 

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
Condom Fairy by Simba NCL January 25, 2013