There are many
definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual
definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled
to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a
wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at
the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw
everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just
pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
