Coat Envy 

The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.

(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"

(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."

Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"

Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."

Coat Envy by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013

Freeness Envy 

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.

Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.

Freeness Envy by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

Pint-Envy 

When your jealous of your friend for having a bigger beer mug.

Man, we ordered the same beer, for the same price! Why you got the bigger mug. Hey buddy is that Pint-Envy im picking up?!

Pint-Envy by JoeyTheProdigy January 23, 2014

grandchild envy 

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease

"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."

grandchild envy by collegekid2015 March 8, 2015

LOL envy 

Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.

"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "

LOL envy by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015

peanut envy 

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!

peanut envy by Bipplerunny January 20, 2016

host envy 

When your rivals party is better than yours.

Who need a 70'' TV when you have quince
You just got some mad host envy

host envy by Samir Renzo Solis June 27, 2016