grandchild envy

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease

"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."

by collegekid2015 March 8, 2015

chocolate envy

When a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.

Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.

by bennzz61 January 24, 2010

Gender Envy

The feeling you get when watching captain_morgin's maid dress stream on Twitch.

Person 1: Wow Captain looks so gender
Person 2: Yea, I need to get a maid dress now so I can show gender envy too.
Person 1: K but send me pics.

by ItzAFloof January 12, 2022

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

Envy

the name of someone who is a hottie hottie and is so sexc and sexc and your wife literally so sexc did I mention their hot???

My name is Envy
Omg u are the sexyist person alive I'm foaming at the mouth

by GirlWithADevice November 21, 2021

crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

Envy Tampa

A nigga with a big cock

I have a envy tampa

by Envy Tampa June 26, 2021