The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.
(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013
Get the Coat Envymug. Person 1: Wow Captain looks so gender
Person 2: Yea, I need to get a maid dress now so I can show gender envy too.
Person 1: K but send me pics.
Person 2: Yea, I need to get a maid dress now so I can show gender envy too.
Person 1: K but send me pics.
by ItzAFloof January 12, 2022
Get the Gender Envymug. Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
by rowenamacleodsbf April 22, 2022
Get the jender envymug. When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015
Get the eskimo brother envymug. by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017
Get the blunt envymug. a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
by gooner2007 April 19, 2024
Get the penis envymug. When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.
A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!
J: Frustrated. What is an X?
A: A Moose!!!
J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
J: Frustrated. What is an X?
A: A Moose!!!
J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
by hitman5313 February 8, 2024
Get the Emoji Envymug.