cum dumpster

A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.

hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick.

by whomper May 1, 2003

skanky dumpster ho

Slutty, Skank, Tramp, your average whore on the street corner...

Taylor is a skanky dumpster ho..

by LBX January 1, 2007

The Cum Dumpster

That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.

Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.

by The Dankster Gangster March 23, 2017

cum dumpster

A woman/girl who takes an exceptional amount of cum in every hole from pretty much any man who asks.

Emily is way to hot to be a cum dumpster but she let the entire sports team bust there loads in her so she totally is one now.

by Micheal O'neil April 25, 2016

riding the dumpster

To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.

The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.

by wastedwhiteguy April 1, 2011

Green Chile Cum Dumpster

When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…

Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....

by Ricky Fitts January 25, 2019

DNA dumpster

1. A female, usually a slut, who ends up full of sperm, which contains DNA.

2. A vagina, the place where sperm is deposited.

Man 1 - Last night I fucked Brianne!

Man 2 - Don't be too proud, bro. She's a DNA dumpster. I fucked her within a week of meeting her!

Man 1 - I don't give a shit, bro! She was mad good!

by some_random_dude December 20, 2005