dumb fuck

1. eric hetzel of chantilly, va
2. george w. bush
3. any one with the intelligence of a cockroach
4. McLovin aka sexy burger

synonyms: blonde, dumb shit, r-tard, bush

eric: *bikes into a car*
arjun: WOW UR THE DEFINITION OF DUMB FUCK!!!
eric: wut?
arjun: no seriously go to urbandictionary.com...becuz ur now the definition for dumb fuck

by Arjun Patel September 21, 2007

dumb dirty

The act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators. Doing the dumb dirty will usually result in extreme embarassment and shame.

vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part?
abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying??
vinny: bruh nerd

by pharohdick May 27, 2014

dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.

Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.

by eve co October 04, 2009

Dumb blond

Jake Paul lord of the cringe and tik tock generation

The Dumb Blond tried to get Cody Ko’s channel

by Depressed Beaner 101 May 24, 2019

Dumb egg

The thing you call someone when they are being really dumb

Cut it out you dumb egg

by Omlstahp May 19, 2018

Ohio-Dumb

The people in bumble-fuck Ohio that have no idea what is going on outside their little towns & are oblivious to just about everything, including their jobs.

"I emailed him and he never got back to me. I don't think he even knows how to use the computer because he's Ohio-Dumb."

by DEEzzy1 December 07, 2016

Feel Dumb

Feel Dumb usually followed by a "?" or and a "!".

Used as a response to someone who says something stupid or wrong. Or Does a stupid action. Like holds a firecracker the wrong way. Leading to a Feel Dumb Moment.

*One Wednesday After None*
The Boi: Yo Nigga, where you wanna eat?
The Nigga: Hmm, how bout Burger King for that Tuesday Special
The Boi: But Today's Wednesday idiot!
The Nigga: Ohhhhh
The Boi: FEEL DUMB!?!
The Nigga: Yea I do :(

by Cautian aka Chris December 28, 2009