Drunkerone

The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.

We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.

by bigspence October 30, 2018

drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018

Drunkies

People that are completely wasted or drunk

They are a bunch of drunkies

Or

Me and my friend are drunkies

by JayIJ March 3, 2019

Drunkle

A drunk uncle , most commonly a rewinder who lives in a shipping container outside of work.

My drunkle dave , skipped work today to get drunk and vist the london house

by Quick Nick May 28, 2019

Dunkees

New England based chain of fast food restaurants, known for coffee that tastes like liquid compost.

Why do you pay to get coffee from Dunkees when you could drink sewage for free?

by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.

Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!

by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019

Drunkle

A drunk uncle.

Just in case:penis.

You’re a drunkle you damn mistake

by BumholeBlue October 31, 2019