deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.

Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.

by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010

Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.

Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!

by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008

drunk elbow

When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.

Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.

Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!

Friend 1: *Drops drink*

Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"

by JMUnation March 29, 2015

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

Music Drunk

When your brain is all mixed up because you've been playing a musical instrument too long, or listening to music too long.

Joseph was so music drunk he couldnt put complete sentences together.

by sugarcakesandcupcakes December 30, 2011

Slothy Drunk

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020

Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts

Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio

by Dart god October 13, 2019