Biological Dorito

A term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother fucker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting "you ate my biological dorito" Dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
Biological Apple
Biological Cake
Biological Sandwich
Ect....

You:*bites off a chip*
You:*drops the chip*
Motherfucker:*takes chip and shoves it in face*
You:"I bit that you know..."
Motherfucker:"SO?!"
You:"It was in my mouth.."
Motherfucker:" I dont care."
You:"BASTARD YOU ATE MY BIOLOGICAL DORITO."
Motherfucker:"god, i feel sick."

by Slipknotchick May 15, 2010

Dorito Fingers

When you get Doritos on your fingers and cant wipe them off.

girl in romantic movie- grab my hand
guy- hell no i got Dorito Fingers

by Alexlikestogetcrunk March 15, 2011

Dori

1: A fish you all know and love.

Finding Dori

by kreamypstablue April 9, 2019

dorifto

A usually derogotory term used to describe import "drift" racers.

OMFG that 240SX is AWESOME FOUR TEH DORIFTO!@ONE

by Stephen "teh gaydar" Butler May 3, 2004

Dorian

Biggest scrub in the country, lazy as fuck, looks like a monkey and a sloth had a kid. The perfect definition of a fuck boi

Dorian is a lazy ass fuck boi

by Jesous January 19, 2015

Dorik

It is when you text message or send a person a photo of a shit you just took.

Chris :Bro Katie yesterday sent me a photo of this large duke she took it made me puke! Pete: Fucking sick bro!She pulled a dorik on you.

by TheMask101 February 12, 2009

Doris

General slang term for a women. Can can be used with a qualifier such as "old doris". Not derogatory.

my doris, that old doris, some doris in at the door

by JonnTeee April 22, 2016