Cab Driver

The ultimate designated driver.

Guy 1: "I-I be fffucked up yo."

Guy 2: "Call a-a-a cab brooo."

Cab Driver: "Ah shit."

by Skigz August 19, 2010

dew-driver

Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.

A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.

by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004

Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.

Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...

by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015

himalayan pile driver

Sexual position. For optimal results one of the pair should be sporting a ginger bush and the act should take place on a bearskin rug. A couple engages in a standing 69. When the standee climaxes, they drop to their knees thus driving the bottom feeder's spinal column into their brain.

Q: Dude, why you in a wheelchair now?

A: I was the recipient of a himalayan pile driver

by Landisphere January 30, 2014

Jersey Driver

basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.

by jerseygrl April 22, 2007

Tram Driver

Adj. Term used to describe someone that has little or no skill when it comes to driving and is best suited to driving trams as they are on tram tracks and you can't go too far wrong when there's no chance of a lane change.

Did you see that guy overtake then.. what a fricken tram driver, he probably got his license out of a cornflakes packet.

by Sly215i July 4, 2006

Suicide Driver

when someone drives like a maniac on the street, as if it was a race at Nascar. The reason theyre called suicide drivers is because they know how fast they go, and if any little thing comes in their path, theyre gone.

That suicide driver almost hit me and two other cars, and passed the red light while touching 50 mph.

by tig ol' biggins October 6, 2009