Douche Clot

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012

douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

by nubman September 19, 2008

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 24, 2007

douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 13, 2014

douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).

Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"

by Cockzilla October 9, 2005

Douche tat

Any unoriginal tattoo, that a douche gets for the sake of having a tattoo. Such as but not limited to, their own initials/name, star(s), inspirational phrases, band logos/symbols, and the mother of them of them all, last but not least, the classic douche bag must have, the tribal half sleeve.

~"Have you seen Logan lately?"
~"Ya, he's covered in douche tats"

by Kingduce69 September 6, 2013