Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad

“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period”

by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

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Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.

Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014

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Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

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double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.

kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?

by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009

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