Dog

Man’s best friend in every possible way. A dog will listen to you even when nobody else does.

“Hey! Who is your best friend?”
“My best friend is my dog.”

by Doggo:) November 11, 2019

Dog

A very cute thing that could be vicious. They come in many many breeds and are the most popular.

Me: omg look at that dog
Friend: omg its so CUTEEEE

by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018

Dog

Acts as a shadow to humans but doesn't disappear when it's dark. This particular shadow also requires food and exercise.

Is also a source of unconditional love, joy and entertainment.

The dog followed me to the bathroom then to the kitchen and proceeded to beg for food.

by papipup October 30, 2017

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018

dog

yummy

i eat dog

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

Don't you dare say it guys, don't say it. Shit I have to do it then...

What da dog doin?

Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"

by Torna bock July 3, 2021