doesfetted 

A word that can be used in any situation. It can mean what you want it to mean. Also mainly we use it as retarded, but it’s ok.

Mia and Aleena: “Jayson you’re so fucking doesfetted”

Jayson: “ How the fuck am I doesfetted

Mia: “Jayson why are you doing that. That’s fucking doesfetted.”
Jayson: “Stfu”

Aleena: “Jayson you’re a doesfetted person.”
Jayson: “You’re doesfetted.”

doesfetted by m.649.slvmpd October 18, 2019

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.

-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

One bird doesn't make a spring by kasandra_aishe April 19, 2020

If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid? 

Rock solid, refering to Kirishima from my hero academia. This is a unansweerable question that the fandom has ponderd about for quite some time now. but one day this question will do a sailer move transfermation and wilith be solved.
oofergang
other devinition
some gay rock

yo yo yo me fellow me my hero academia watcher? If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid?

If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid? by bnhafanomaticia December 12, 2018

Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

Does this make me look fat? by Tettster October 29, 2003

My boat does not shake in your particular direction 

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.

Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!

My boat does not shake in your particular direction by ella555666777 October 25, 2011

Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

Captain Picard does a jig by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.

Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.

Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"

Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy

Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"

Sharon: "You!"

Who is your Daddy and what does he do? by Perverted Senin August 25, 2003