Princess Personality Disorder

A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.

Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.

by NarcissaMalfoy10773 January 24, 2018

Summer Anticipation Disorder

That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.

Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!

Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.

by Definers Galore April 28, 2013

depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to

John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him

by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021

Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

Goofy mood disorder

Goofy/ Silly mood Disorder (G/SMD) People who suffer from a serious Disorder that make them uncontrollably Goofy in terms of: „making fun, being quirky etc.“

Often gets misinterpreted as being rude but the real people are the ones who suffer from it Pascal! >:(

A: Lmao you look like youre not getting loved…- B: Thats rude :( .—A: I have as being defined Goofy mood disorder I cant help it…-B: oh my bad

by Geeenio February 19, 2023