dildo

to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.

Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.

I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.

by boycottthecaf April 27, 2010

dildo

A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

by Summerlady August 22, 2003

Dillon

my good friend who i know for a fact has a large penis. hes kinda of a nerd but his great boyfriendness makes up for it. I LOVE YOU no homo.......

dillon connolly

by zac bratton April 16, 2011

Dillons dad

a Nurse.

dillons dad is such a nurse,

Dillon Shut up ur dads a nurse

by DillonsDadtTheNurse March 17, 2009

dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006

dildo

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

That new couple down the road are dildos.

by meggymc March 30, 2015

Dildo Baggins

Another name for a small and compact vibrator.

She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.

by Black DON-o-mite May 9, 2019