Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

Full Diaper

I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.

"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."

by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022

Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.

trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019

Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.

Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!

by Mama Emily May 22, 2010

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021