philosophical drunk

AKA drunken Socrates
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.

Fred is a nice guy, but when he gets drinking he turns into a philosophical drunk and wont shut up.

by Trasaris May 24, 2006

Drunk talk

What happens when you get together with friends, drink and come up with "fabulous" ideas that the next day are totally ridiculous and end up never happening.

My cronies and me decided to skydive naked. Thank God that was just drunk talk.

by Tracey Hartung August 21, 2007

drunk love

An emotion only felt after copious amounts of alcohol, which causes you to suddenly blurt out "Oh God I really love you, so much, I mean it!" to people you only met a few days ago. Includes people you've known for years and always hated, as well as exes of course, which is possibly the most lethal.
Can also come in the form of voice-mail messages, posts on Facebook, and texts.

You're my best friend in the world! There's nobody else like us, it's you and me, I love you!

I don't know why - y'know, I don't know why we broke up. We were so good together sometimes, I want you so bad, and also, y'know, cos I really love you. I do. I love you more than I ever thought I could, I'm yours.

ii love u i mean it. I love them too but i love you more and ur so hott lets hook upp come to thhe party xxx

The next morning:

"God, I'm so sorry I texted you, it was just drunk love, seriously. We're okay, right?"

by That girl you met who grabbed your crotch April 2, 2008

drunk typing

When you're drunk and trying to type on your computer.

I was drunk typing to my boyfriend last night.

by llitfin October 11, 2007

mean drunk

a highly agressive man's excuse to be an asshole

i'll drink so that i can be a mean drunk asshole

by dez_nutz February 4, 2009

drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.

"Look at you, you drunken hobbit"

by P fresh November 21, 2005

hayley drunk

The worst drunk you can get. You are absolutely plastered if you are hayley drunk

I don't know but you were hayley drunk

by boopidypapbidy February 25, 2011