shootin the deer

when a guy jacks off
masturbation

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

by helloooooolol April 4, 2011

felix_the_deer

Felix the Deer is a gacha club tik tok account. Felix is a very big simp for Daniel from camp camp. Some of Felix’s friends are Vik e and Langrow. Felix is very loud but also extremely caring and genuinely gives a lot of love. Even though they simp for a cultist, they still have the nicest intentions and good morals.

“Have you heard of felix_the_deer?” “yes they are a very lovely account and I love them dearly :)”

by Langrow June 26, 2021

terminal e-dater

Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship

“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”

by bobby del rio January 12, 2022

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022

deer

when something happens to someone to make them feel like a deer in headlights;to screw someone over

did you eat the last piece of pizza?
ya dude.
bruh, you deered me.

by mikefloccari December 20, 2008

Deerfield

A small.... wait no VERY small village in the thumb region in Michigan. With only limited options of entertainment if going to a small over priced supermarket tickles your fancy you're in for a ride! This little slice of heaven consisting of rednecks and homemade pontoons out of plywood and weed whipper motors.

I enjoy Deerfield ALOT!! ill live here forever

by millermouse May 6, 2015

Serial dater

Usually female, who starts off with a profile on a free dating website. She has been on that website for years and often updates her picture to hind the fact she might get recognised from years past.

Her intent is to go on an all expenses paid date knowingly that she'll never work towards a relationship with the average Joe.

She's only interested in a single date as she thinks she's better than the guy but reality shows she's just an average Jane herself. She is quite happy to have drinks and a meals paid for her and won't buy a round back. She's already working on how to let you down in her text message that she'll send you later that evening.

You've popped off to the toilet and she's on her phone looking for the next victim.

I recognise that girls photo on plenty of fish from when I was single 2 years ago and 2 years ago from then ......and another 2 years from then! She's still on there.... Definitely avoid her as she's such a serial dater.....

by Uniqueguy October 1, 2018