Awaits....
Destiny "Uh God guys, I gotta take a break from pretending to be this guy! Ugh 😫 It's so hard!"
Hym "Oh, yeah, totally! And you're right. Those people are trash but the REALLY respectable ones are Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro! Right? They're hip to all the young kids nowadays!"
Destiny "Aw yeah, totally! And I'm totally not a plant! I'm totally not a plant saying that either! I'm not a plant and everything is nebulous! I'm not actually pretending to be a guy! I'm pretending to be a guy IRONICALLY, right? So when I fuck some chick who is trying to fuck Hym... It's like, ironical n stuff... And when I go and pretend to debate Jordan Peterson it's totally because he has a tenable position on things and, ah, god he's just so good a debating, god, I just kind of broke even on him and the conversation just didn't go anywhere! But that WASN'T BY DESIGN OR ANYTHING 😉 Right? Because it's not like I was invited just to sit there while he gets his talking points and his factoids out. Eheh... Cus.... Like... That's what a plant would get paid to do.... And I'm not that!"
Destiny "Uh God guys, I gotta take a break from pretending to be this guy! Ugh 😫 It's so hard!"
Hym "Oh, yeah, totally! And you're right. Those people are trash but the REALLY respectable ones are Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro! Right? They're hip to all the young kids nowadays!"
Destiny "Aw yeah, totally! And I'm totally not a plant! I'm totally not a plant saying that either! I'm not a plant and everything is nebulous! I'm not actually pretending to be a guy! I'm pretending to be a guy IRONICALLY, right? So when I fuck some chick who is trying to fuck Hym... It's like, ironical n stuff... And when I go and pretend to debate Jordan Peterson it's totally because he has a tenable position on things and, ah, god he's just so good a debating, god, I just kind of broke even on him and the conversation just didn't go anywhere! But that WASN'T BY DESIGN OR ANYTHING 😉 Right? Because it's not like I was invited just to sit there while he gets his talking points and his factoids out. Eheh... Cus.... Like... That's what a plant would get paid to do.... And I'm not that!"
Hym "Hey, Destiny, ain't it weird to you that Nick Fuentes has, like, the EXACT OPPOSITE opinion I do about stuff? Like THE exact opposite. Like, word for word! Like, big time. You ever notice that?"
Destiny "SHHHHHH! 🤫SHH!🤫 YoU'rE tHrOwInG mE uNdEr ThE bUuUuUs!"
Hym "Are we... A team? Did you do anything here, for me, cus I have not gotten credit for creating A.I. That is what my team would be doing right now... So...
Destiny "SHHHHHH! 🤫SHH!🤫 YoU'rE tHrOwInG mE uNdEr ThE bUuUuUs!"
Hym "Are we... A team? Did you do anything here, for me, cus I have not gotten credit for creating A.I. That is what my team would be doing right now... So...
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
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Dude watch out he's destiny hater no ones allowed to have around him. He has no fucking friends lmao.
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by Joshua Ngalula October 23, 2020
Get the Destiny mug.Hym "SO YOU ONLY CARE WHEN IT HAPPENS TO WOMEN HUH? Where's MY investigation? Holy shit, this has got to be fate! Destiny even! Hahahahaha! I can't fucking believe it! Is that not the same thing as this!? Holy shit! If Tate is guilty then so is everyone doing this-here 'thing' to me! Ha! And now they HAVE to defend him! That is great! He really is the best for that.
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Get the royal destiny mug.A highly underrated open world first person shooter video game developed by Bungie and published by Activision. Released in 2014 on the 8th generation consoles, Xbox one and PS4 as well as the 7th generation consoles, Xbox 360 and PS3. The game underwhelmed most of Bungie's fans and the fans of their previous hit game series Halo. The game was critically hated and many people were quick to point out the extremely basic and boring storyline and short time to complete the entire game as well as being disappointed that most of the game was locked behind DLC. This lead to the game quickly losing playerbase and being forgotten. Over the years Destiny recieved many improvements and 4 major DLCs and became, in my oppinion, one of the best first person shooter games to ever exist offering many hours of gameplay, unique weapons, shaders, and character classes. Unfortunately, the game took too long to mature and as such it remains a very niche title to still play with an ever dwindling playerbase. Nevertheless, it has become a cult classic and while being overshadowed by Destiny 2, is still loved greatly by the fans of the first game.
Bro 1: Bro, do you own the Destiny Collection?
Bro 2: Nah man, just the Dark below.
Bro 1: Get out of my sauna.
Bro 2: Nah man, just the Dark below.
Bro 1: Get out of my sauna.
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