Good New Democrat

A person you can count on to be there when you need them.

Karl Riley.

Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.

by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024

Idiot Democrat

A Democrat who is pushing Joe Biden to exit the race because of the belief that he is subjectively “unelectable” and for no other reason.

Trump will win in 2024 thanks to the spineless idiot Democrats.

by Wetfart_69 July 18, 2024

World Democratic Centralism

World Democratic Centralism is a practice in which political decisions reached by voting processes are binding upon all members of the world political party or of the world political council or committee. World democratic centralism is considered as the centralist wing of World Federalism, where the world democratic institutions would be able to take political decisions on the same model as democratic centralism such as the world political parties would adopt democratic centralist practices for their administrations and decisions.

"World democratic centralism is advocated by left world federalists and by several world federalists who agree there should be a party system at world level such as have a centralized world administration for deal with the world as a unified country where it is becoming necessary nowadays."

by Full Monteirism March 22, 2021

Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.

"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."

by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025

Democrats

Democrats are stupid, and Republicans are stupid. Deal with it, and don't get on everybody's case just bc of their views. jeez.

everyone just needs to chill tf out. Not all democrats are crazy, just the people that make the news.

by imsorryifurnameiskyle May 15, 2022

Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell

My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.

by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025

Democrat

Someone who wakes up in the morning, turns on MSNBC, then gets in there electric car to get an abortion.

see? i just summed up a democrat in 5 seconds

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 21, 2023