david fanfiction part 1

It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and

the end of part 1

you are a david fanfiction part 1

by willin1234 YT January 17, 2018

David Attenborough

A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent

Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough

by Somerandomboredguy May 15, 2018

Reeto Craig David

Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'

Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."

by nubins November 10, 2004

Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

Where's David?

A very tasty drink!

MANGO DELIGHT!

Ingredients: Mountain Holler (Red Howl), Cucumbers, Lime Juice, 3 drops of tomatoe juice, and crushed ice.

TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!! Where's David?

by James Cody Baker August 1, 2011

David Tennant

Born April 18th 1971. The most gorgeous Doctor Who since 1963. Scottish, but does the English accent so well you couldn't tell.

He first appeared on Doctor Who as the caretaker (voice) on Scream of the Shalka, however, his first role as The Doctor was on 18th June 2005, as he regenerated from Christopher Eccleston's Doctor.

Also played Barty Crouch Jr in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Girl #1: That scot is HOT. Who is he?
Girl #2: OH MY GOD! It's totally David Tennant!

by v.i.c.k.y November 4, 2006

David

David is litterally the most badass, awsomest, smartest, cunning, sexiest, charming, deadliest guy on the planet or any known universe. He took down goliath, and he can take down any motha fucker that stands in his way. others strive to be half of what david is, but no one comes close. He created swagger. You can usually spot david by the trail of amasement, awe, envy. but rember you wont be the only one trying to find david, he usually has an army of hot girls trying to find him, and when they do ya'll know what happens. He is the original "most interesting man alive", and will always be. There is nothing this man cant do, but there are many things he wont do. ...like anything gay, or stupid. If you dont belive every bit of this, you are obviously a hater and in denial, but once you get over that you will agree, and be in amasement and envy of david.

austin strives to be like david, but he never comes close.

by themosthonestmanalive September 25, 2010