the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson
by itsLunaire October 15, 2024
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by Hi, it me February 13, 2022
Get the Sharooz Cruisemug. A hot, handsome and humorous guy. Truly one of kind and and not exactly trustworthy but will keep all the secrets in the minds of his friends.
He is such a Cruise.
by Cruise's wife March 25, 2023
Get the Cruisemug. A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
Get the Jose Cruisemug. Can we cruise ship it tonight?
by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016
Get the cruise ship itmug. 
Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight
by werdokter April 13, 2024
Get the Cruise ship trashmug.