Crop

Crop is similar to the slang term " Lit."

Hey man your hair is looking CROP today !

by Bubba gump56 September 8, 2017

crop sweep

when you are at a social gathering like a party or an orgy and one person has a deadly fart that no one hears and he/she gets up and moves his/her hands in a sweeping motion like sweeping the floor and then everyone gives a good wiff of the nice stench

what are you doing??

nothing=

awwww that ass just had us smell his crop sweep

by ILOVEAMF August 6, 2009

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

cronycler

A chronicler of events who tries to curry favour with all the subjects (people) he writes about.

1. How can you take his history books seriously? He's no chronicler - just a cronycler of the high-ups, he'll crony up to any such.

2. So you didn't like what I wrote about him, eh? Well, you'll just have to lump it, won't you, I'm not the chronicler you were looking for.

by vivauganda November 22, 2011

Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you

"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"

by ahh123 April 11, 2013

Crapy Party

A crapy party is a political party that makes you feel like crap. People go and vote for it, as if they were going to a party but then, the next day, they realize that their lives suck; far from becoming rich and prosperous, they realize they are poorer than ever, and feel miserable. It is worse than the worse hangover ever.

I happily voted for the PP, the Popular Party. But now, when I realize who they are and that I will never ever have a job again, I am scared and feel miserable, I think this is a Crapy Party, and should be called Crappy PParty, using their acronym, ha ha!. They like to talk about free competition but they transformed the national telephone company into their own private monopoly, they own the whole country and now they are going to rob us the social security!. Moreover, I discovered they are the descendants, friends, and descendants of friends of the fascist general who hired Hitler and Musolini to destroy the country, to end the democracy and establish a military regime that lasted 45 years.

by Indignado May 2, 2013

copy faggot

An ignorant person who often claims works as their own and will always deny the fact that they copied the original source.

"God dammit. Joe is such a copy faggot, he stole my artwork and used it in the art fair!"

by Alover Qin December 7, 2014