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Crickets

Annoying "Hoes" "Cunts" or "Sluts" who will constantly bug the shit out of you and don't shut up such as a cricket making noises.
Yo dog I got these crickets on my tip! I already tapped one but the rest wont cut it.

Hey bro you know these crickets? The one cricket in the middle is annoying as fuck!

sluts bug hoe cunts sexual cricket
by Ant41793 January 6, 2011
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moon cricket

a degrading nickname used to piss someone off, not regarding race or ethnicity.
look at dat bitches hair, lookin like a moon cricket
by waltman March 4, 2009
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Cricket

The equivalent to being Lame, dumb, or just plain no fun...ever.
I know Missouri State is full of a lot of "cricket like" girls.
by jwass428 August 1, 2009
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crickety

Craig is deffinetly crickety just look at him
by junkies fan, bowie, md July 2, 2003
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colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.
Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.
by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008
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Moon Cricket

Derogatory for an Indian (Asian) person. Thought to have come from British Colonial in India, coined by British expats/ colonists.

The British, with a long history of playing the game of cricket, did so in India during the 17th century and beyond. The local Indians seeing this new game became curious. Not to make the colonial masters upset, they would stay up late into the night, and sneak in games of cricket under a full moon.

This became a regular tradition, and soon the Indians were allowed to play during the day. But the term stuck...

Moon Cricket, derived from the Indian slaves sneaking in games of cricket at night.
"Sir, I do believe those bloody Indians are trying to mimick us....they are playing cricket by the light of the moon...Moon Crickets it shall be!!!"
by chris24sj July 30, 2009
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cricket caller

a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.
stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.
by reneworleans January 15, 2009
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