if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

Sun Cricket

Unofficially the counter response to Moon Cricket, which is a phase coined to racially describe a P.O.C.; but is acceptable among the black community.

Look at the red necked sun cricket with his F150 and low rise jeans.

by AgentSmith311 November 23, 2023

Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic

*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket

by Gritit July 29, 2021

Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”

Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket

by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019

carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.

If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.

by Babyg98 May 12, 2018