A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..
I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..
by sparkalicous February 26, 2008
A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.
Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.
Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.
by Yuppie June 27, 2008
A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.
Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
A hairy pussy that incases a carb that appon entry of the penis will chop it off. Your dick will thus be stuck in the pussy forever and you will have a vigina.
"Hey Frank, what happened to your penis?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"
by gerogia desktop December 02, 2008
by vschlauch@yahoo.com December 14, 2010
by Anonymous May 08, 2003