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franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.
Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again
by hardcoded December 1, 2017
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godzilla cough

to cough very loud
1: *cough* *cough* ... *COUGH* *COUGH*
2: dat godzilla cough, rip
by zererutaru May 31, 2017
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cough-laugh

The act of laughing that is preceded by a cough.
When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.
by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023
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Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.
Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!
by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021
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Cooler than a cough drop

Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
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Definition 2:

When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)

Definition 3:

When a girl is a smooth talker.

Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.

Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.
*Dude checking out a girl*

Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.

Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.
by RCCola11581 June 11, 2018
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Asian Cough

It's when you find an Asian coughing.
American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.

The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.
by Hi, idiot. June 7, 2020
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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