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Dr. Coffee

A Step above Mr. Coffee but below Coffee King. Generally; brews made by Dr. Coffee are of great quality or above average, (WAY BETTER THAN A Mr. Coffee)
Brian: Lets make some coffee, Jacob wheres your mr. coffee machine?
M3x1C4N: you fucking retard im leet who uses Dr. Coffee.
by M3X1C4N August 23, 2008
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Navy Coffee

Coffee that is made with an abundance of sometimes stale, no-name coffee grounds, brewed and left on the warmer for at least five hours. Copious amount of sugar and creamer is added to make up for the bitter taste, while pro's that are used to the taste will drink it black with no additives. Having a cup every five hours will keep some one awake, jittery and alert while requiring less sleep. Used by Sea-farer, military, commercial mariners, or any one that needs to keep up with shift work.
"That Navy Coffee was awful but it is the only thing keeping me awake during this night shift"
by watcher of watts April 15, 2014
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coffee kiss

When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.
by Mmx7 September 24, 2016
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Coffee Breath

Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!

Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"

"Easy with the coffee breath!"

"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."

"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
by good attention August 18, 2013
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Coffee Kid

One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.
Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....
by Mr. Warren June 16, 2011
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Hot Coffee

A hidden mini game in GTA: San Andreas that includes nudity, and, therefore, earned GTA: San Andreas an AO rating, even after having an M rating for about a year, probably making it the first game to be given a new rating after having a rating and being released with that rating. Walmart, Target, and Circut City have subsequently dropped GTA: San Andreas from their inventory of games, and Take Two plans on releasing a new version without the Hot Coffee mod, giving it back its M rating. Well-preserved copies of the game that have the M rating on the box and disk while still having the Hot Coffee mod are sure to become collector's items.
Hot Coffee allows you to have sex with a game character if you complete all the "Girlfriend" missions.
by J0lt_C0la August 27, 2005
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Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.
Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."
by MassBoss June 19, 2013
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