Corking

Inserting your pointer finger into someone's rectum, then rapidly removing it in a "come hither" motion. This movement creates a popping sound, similar to removing a cork from a wine bottle.

John and Sarah are in the bedroom corking again. We're going to have to wash the sheets.

by BigDaddyC6969 November 25, 2020

Clocking

Clocking is the sexual technique of inserting one's penis inside a vagina and rotating it around like a clock. There are three main speeds, based on the three hands of a clock, the fastest being one rotation per minute, representing the seconds hand. The second fastest is one rotation per hour, representing the hour hand, and the slowest is one rotation per day, representing the hour hand which completes a rotation in 12 hours. Two of these rotations can be done within 24 hours, though one is done during the day and one is done during the night.

"I am clocking your mother in my bedroom tonight, Mohammad." said Abbad while chopping his goat.

by WillyDixon June 3, 2021

dormet` cooking

Dorm food, food commonly found in the dorms. Is usually cheap, nasty, and lacking in all essential vitamins/protien/carbohydrates/goodness. Only edible by the standards of poverty and being a college student. Also see ramen.

Dude, the ramen cup say "to cook" and "serve" on it, who the fuck is cooking and serving dormet` cooking?

On moving in day, I saw a kid with a whole dolly full of cup o' noodles cases, talk about your dormet` cooking.

When I went to visit my cousin at Cal Poly last year, he and his roomie nav wouldn't buy cheese for pizza. They just baked a pack of tortillas and ketchup. Dormet` cooking! Nasty!

Maybe if they didn't spend so much money on their huge glass bong and porn they could afford some real munchies instead of all that dormet` cooking.

by caligirl5422 October 24, 2008

Slow cooking

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

by qeoj bjb July 1, 2016

ball cooking

ball cooking, is delibrately not washing your balls for several days on purpose to make them stink. They cook in sweat and cum and pee for several days.

your crotch stinks like balls! are you ball cooking them for me?

by thegrog November 24, 2006

Pizza Cucking

When you order two pizzas, place both boxes on a table open and eat one pizza while you make the other pizza watch.

Hey Pete what kind of freaky shit are you into?

Oh man Im super into pizza cucking right now.

by DietCherryVanillaDr.Pepper October 2, 2018

Bro Cucking

The act of having sex with your boyfriends brother while he watches.

Girl-Have you heard about Bro Cucking?! It’s the new thing to do with your boyfriend.

Bitch 1: Hey Bob, we’ve been going out for a while, and I was wondering if we could bro cuck tonight. Don’t worry, you can bring a snack!!

Bitch 1: Hey, is it cool if I fuck your brother while you watch? No? Why not?

by Hip_Hop💕 November 9, 2017