cluster fuck 

A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.

"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."

cluster fuck by kamikaze762x39 July 16, 2007

cluster fuck 

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

cluster fuck by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Cluster fuck 

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

Cluster fuck by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

Tazmanian Cluster Fuck 

When something is fucked up all to be damn.

That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.

Tazmanian Cluster Fuck by cattle55 April 8, 2003

cluster-fuck 

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

cluster-fuck by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

Blusterfuck 

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.

« All the posturing and machonachos was proven empty by the blusterfuck that followed. |

Blusterfuck by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009

Blusterfuck 

A joining of the terms 'blogosphere' and 'clusterfuck', a blusterfuck is a fevered avalanche of blogosphere activity, usually in response to a big news story. As the number of stories multiply, bloggers increasingly engage in bluster and attempts to outdo each other in their analyses.

Wow, Microsoft's recent announcement has caused a total blusterfuck.

Blusterfuck by Navneet Alang February 1, 2008