The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.

"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"

by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

transparent clothing

Stuff people wear so that they can expose their penis/vagina

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING TRANSPARENT CLOTHING

by pi is mathnesss March 26, 2017

T-clothes

T-Clothes are clothes that are on trend and everyone is wearing them. These people are normally on "trend" or have popular clothing. These clothes are some of the time can be what celebrities wear.

"That girl has some t-clothes." or " That boy's t-clothes are so cool."

by Hannah\(>-<)/ April 1, 2017

Clothes

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.

No way! He's wearing clothes.

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 19, 2017

Queen in sheep's clothing

Often a male that is incredibly bitch, entitled and rich. These people are often in suburban areas. Big houses. And lots of money. They will often try and fit in with jokes stolen from comedians, most of the time the joke is spotted and the person is then angry. For being called fake or posh. They are often into normie memes. Or biesexual or gay but cannot make up their mind. Thus they will go through feminazi categories to make themselves feel needlessly special. When they aren't

Usually found in : The USA and the UK.

Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you

Victor : Hey Pete, i think Patrick's a queen in sheep's clothing
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick

by DEPRESSEDJESTER February 24, 2018