pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".
1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!
by PipeCleaner Extraordinare February 12, 2008
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mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.
by Clavio March 06, 2005
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Clean Lopez

Yo she just got clean lopez'ed
by bigindian January 09, 2009
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Mom-clean

To clean a face by dapping their saliva onto their finger or tissue and wiping another persons face.
My girlfriend noticed that I had something on my face so she decided to mom-clean me in front of my friends. It was so embarrasing.
by Kwhite November 27, 2009
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Spring Clean

When a man ejaculates into either the vaginal or anal cavity of a willing receiver, following this the man then urinates in the gaping cavity filling the vagina or rectum up with urine. When finished the receiver who has had their cavity filled With bodily fluids squats over the partner and proceeds to queef the mixture of semen and urine out of the chosen cavity all over the participating partners body and face thus spring cleaning the semen out of the vagina or rectum.
She asked me for a spring clean, dude she wasn't talking about her house!
by Zeds dead baby October 16, 2011
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clean cut

When you take a crap, and you do not have to wipe. The crap comes out easily and leaves no streaks.
"I love clean cuts"
"Johnson, i just had a clean cut"
by Landon N February 10, 2006
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Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.
1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022
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