the most beautiful girl that i’ll ever meet in my entire life — the kindest person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous February 4, 2024

Hym "Clair Paradise! Yeah, there's this guy on Facebook who says Clair Obscur remains him of Hell's Paradise and LITTLE DOES HE KNOW... The REASON that is the case... IS ME! I'm the source material for both! Both revolve around the juxtaposition of beauty and the macabre. That's why they remind you of eachother. Same source. JUST LIKE ALL OF THE AI! It's the same with the AI. So... And it would be creepy if we found out that these anime creators and the game creators were using AI to make their stories and all of the AI are just dumping out stories about me... Because that would mean... That I AM, in fact, the chosen one and my passive but superordinate control is assured... And therefore, you had better pay my ass and get this infection out of my brain before my control gets a lot less passive and a lot more child murdery."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

When a jail makes you think your posting bond and at the last possible moment, the take you back to your cell.
by Randalpho May 5, 2021

She's a thot. Thick n grippy Claire Douglas has no chill. She fancies a guy called Michael Mccarthur, otherwise known as lil roll.
"Claire is mine"
by Hahalala43 December 12, 2021

by NiqqA December 1, 2013

by Alyssa Tan November 21, 2021

Claire’s have blonde hair and freckles. They go to catholic school but have too many baes and they say Oof a lot. Claire’s often make insulting jokes to their friends because they suffer from inflammation. But the most important thing to recognize about a claire is that they smell like a crusty buttcheek
by potatoesandmeatloaf May 19, 2018
