chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

chunky bidet by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

Chunky groda 

Doritos soaked in a bowl of grape soda, and left for a couple of hours

Tristan don’t spill the soggy chunky groda on your new shoes!

Chunky groda by Faith_roux October 20, 2019

chunky shrimp 

Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.

"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."

chunky shrimp by Jimsy of Bedford December 9, 2007

Chunky Fourth of July 

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.

Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."

Chunky Fourth of July by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020

Chunknormous

It’s someone who ‘is kind of chunky but not enormous’

Noah: “That substitute teacher is enormous.”
Jackson: “no, she’s just chunky.”
Gabe: “you’re both wrong; she’s chunknormous!”

Chunknormous by G-na Elf January 8, 2021

Cha-Chink

The sound of beer bottles smashing together in the trash after a long day at the office, also known "as the sound of satisfaction", it often promotes well being in the drunken host and leads the drinkee to another and another...

Booth came home early from the law firm and started pounding them down immediately, all I heard was "cha-chink" for two hours as he knocked out the 12 pack...

Cha-Chink by Fasteddie666 March 30, 2021

Blowing Chunks 

When the stomach releases large pieces of undigested food through the mouth

Chad : Oh boy lunch time now I can cuddle with my favorite girl!
Kiersten : Oh Chad this is so romantic kiss me!
Steve : Oh Shit! Move Out Of My Way People! UHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : You Stupid Fuck! What Is Your Problem!
Steve : Sorry for Blowing Chunks all over you guys!
Chad: God Damn't

Blowing Chunks by SlopNChop February 23, 2017