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Shit Chuck

to put something somewhere haphazardly without any care
A - Where should I put this?

B - Eh, just shit chuck it anywhere.
by Martinez74 November 1, 2022
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Chuck Nazty

Nickname for the bearded outfielder for the Colorado Rockies: Charlie Blackmon
“Chuck Nazty is one crazy dude !! Guy has the beard.. the mullet... and some swagger to his game.”
by Godfatherr April 12, 2019
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Num-chucks

Two (dildos) completed with a chain in the middle
I shoved the Num-Chucks in her
by Yet ur mum December 7, 2018
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Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.
Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."
by pynchin February 2, 2013
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Dirty Chuck

Being reincarnated to come back as a parasite that is flushed down the toilet and it's only job is to feed off the shit in a septic tank.
I can't believe you broke my heart I curse you with a dirty Chuck.
by Tee Racys gonagetcha August 16, 2021
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chuck-a-hump

The act of a guy having sex with a girl as a favor to her. Mostly when a girl makes it obvious she needs sexual gratification.
That horny bitch Kiki was eye-fucking me all night at the party. So afterwards I figured I would chuck-a-hump her way since she obviously needed it.
by JJDuff June 30, 2008
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The Chuck and Larry

Its a leg stretch that is used before strenous exercises. Involves crossing one leg over your other leg and reeling your hands back, lifting your ass off the ground. Called the chuck and larry because it looks like a gay pose, but really isnt.
"Alright everyone, time for the Chuck and Larry!"
"Chuck and Larry stretch everyone!"
by alphawolf October 9, 2007
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