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skeleton christ

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A sum of ideals, such as a moral values, laws or rules, imposed upon persons in the name of a greater cause, purpose or traditon that has no mesurable societal benefit.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.
To use in a sentence, "Mind control is compulsory religion and the skeleton christ."
by killr_b November 10, 2008
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sign of christ

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A welt formed when a stick/baton is used to smack the posterior, leaving a red linear mark that is perpendicular to the butt crack making a cross shape.
Dad gave me the sign of Christ last night when I messed up on my spelling test. I STILL can’t sit.
by CadetCampbell July 25, 2017
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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
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A cult-like religion referenced as the main sect of Mormonism. Known for their rules and regulations and underlying homophobic and transphobic behavior.
Person 1: I'm fromThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Person 2: Sorry to hear that.
by JustTellingTheTruthHere June 13, 2019
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i saved christ

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Some n00b faggot who frequents in LUEChat.

His hobbies contain attempting to be cool, trying to make friends online, and having absolutely no life at all.

If you catch him in LUEChat (which is hard not to, considering he's there 24 hours a day), he'll usually be bragging about his online popularity (or lack thereof) and his slow typing speed.

Avoid this nigger at all costs.
You're a lifeless piece of garbage with no friends and the brain capacity of a retarded parrot? You must be i saved christ!
by Just Some Guy January 6, 2005
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i saved christ

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an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy
by Jesus christ February 21, 2005
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