dirty caspar

It's when you haven't got any lub so you replace it with soy sauce. It is quite tasty and is even better on noodle boys.

"Let's anal tonight! "
"But I haven't got any lub. "
"It's ok, we'll go for a Dirty Caspar. "
"Hmmm... Tasty... "
*a horse is giggling in the background*

by Tha Gowd May 6, 2020

Mr champagne

a trash s.s. teacher

person 1:"look what teacher we have"
person 2: "thats a Mr champagne"

by cheesenuggets1234567890 October 21, 2021

Caspar

The name means old sorry man, deriving from ancient roman culture. The name can also mean "the great king" or just "king", but it`s true meaning is taken from a sick, old man who was followed only by bad luck, and later became an outcast from society. He was named Caspar, from the Latin words "cas", meaning old, and "par" meaning "unfortunate". Later on the king of Rome was named Caspar, but when he found out what his name truly meant, he changed its meaning to the "great, noble king", as many still believe is what the name originaly means.

"I am sick, and unfortunate. I have been named Caspar by my people. I am alone, and I am tired".

-Caspar the Outcast

by David Narrow December 16, 2007

caspar

caspar will rape you so hard that your vigina will go out your ass if you ever see one don't get too close but you will get horny because of his rape face and also don't let your grandma near him because he will rape her tooo

grandma there's a Caspar over there

yes I haven't had sex in 50 years

by giveanal May 12, 2018

Champagne Birthday

The birthday at which you can first drink

It's my champagne birthday and I'm going to get soooo wasted!!!

by The man of the house June 18, 2017

Champagne Jig-Jig

1.When intoxicated, the Jig-Jig means to to move or bob up and down jerkily and rapidly.
2.When intoxicated, any object that bothers you immediately followed by the word “bitches.”
Alternative Definition #1: A Gray 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix with Tan leather interior.

1.(Country music unexpectedly plays in a dace mix) "Champagne Jig Jig"
2.(you stub your toe on a chair, directed toward the chair) "Champagne jig jig bitches!"
3. "Come check out steves new 01' Champagne jig jig!

by Bill, Alex & BJ August 1, 2004

Champagne Casanova

A charming gentleman player who entertains his babes with finest bubbly (champagne) and then ravishes them like a true player would. Common in Durban, Umhlanga and Joburg South Africa.

"Kava" was loved, teased and pleased with the way the Champagne Casanova played his game. He surely pulped her good and proper.

by The Champgne Casanova November 23, 2010