What you would call an extremely attractive elementary teacher. Known for their sweet nature and bright smiles they unwittingly instil naughty thoughts into most they come into contact with. Just a single smile has been known to make a boys heart drop. It's advised to always wear protection when around Ms. Carters to avoid any accidental spills on the inside of your jeans as premature ejaculation is a common side-effect of the company of Ms. Carters. But all sexuality aside they are the sweetest of people, the greatest of friends, and the most passionate lovers. Any guy should consider them lucky just to get the briefest moment of attention from a Ms. Carter. Tough as nails but should still be handled with care.
by NeckNibbler September 1, 2013
Get the Ms. Carter mug.A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
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by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013
Get the Tom Catted mug.Like the hottest guy in the entire world. Like legs so short he has to wear stilts and pants that cover the stilts. The envy of all popular girls in the world. He loves to play video games and chat with frans and always has his shirt off. He has washboard abs and wears Polo Ralph Lauren boxers.
Did you see Madonna on the news last night?
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.
I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.
I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
by memyself andi November 1, 2010
Get the Carter mug.Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.
by white wonder December 16, 2004
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