carrot top

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!
by Fred L ero September 30, 2020
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Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart
"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"
by forklifter90 March 26, 2012
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You’re a carrot

A phrase used as a comeback to “you’re a Mellon” just less harsh . Usually used to address retarded people as a joke or not . People who’s initials begin with r.s.g will usually be called a carrot
Ruby: you’re a Mellon
Layla: oh yeah? Well you’re a carrot
by MarieH07 June 13, 2020
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Carrot fucker

Someone how in the past has pretend to be gay/bi for an attempt to get more attention.
by Bi Pride May 15, 2019
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Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.
by Jen Gibbs March 27, 2007
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angry carrot

When you open her vagina lips and fill it with orange dye. You dip your cock into her vagina and when you pull out your cock it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your penis will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. To top it off you beat her with your carrot.
"Dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she's in the hospital now."
by #Goteem April 18, 2015
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Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.
Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.
by GrebbyRolf September 28, 2010
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