carpet muching

The wrong way to spell carpet munching

I ment to spell carpet munching but I spelt carpet muching

by Roobee Toozday June 21, 2016

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010

Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010

Carpet Brother

is the term for a straight guy that hangs out with lesbians

Hey did you hear Blake is hanging out with Steph?
Yeah, total carpet brother.

by alekeit July 24, 2011

The White Carpet

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.

It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.

"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1

"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2

"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1

by Doobel December 1, 2016

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

carpet eater

carpet eater means Hitler.

Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.

by Ballhead Smith December 4, 2003