Horny bastard, sure he has good style but gets no hoes. Short kinda ugly guy but makes everyone laugh
by Articawk April 28, 2018
In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.
by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022
Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together
Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that
Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that
by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020
A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.
Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! July 14, 2005
Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
by trgdtgrtrguil May 03, 2007
by the amazing TW March 18, 2010
A word for Carlos S.
He likes to get girls pregnant easily👶 He's nice but don't trust him🙅 he can easily make u pregnant🙇 most girls are losing their virginity at 11 with Claros
He likes to get girls pregnant easily👶 He's nice but don't trust him🙅 he can easily make u pregnant🙇 most girls are losing their virginity at 11 with Claros
by Melanie03 July 24, 2014