beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.

So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.

by Jerry Fuctentoast February 13, 2010

Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 09, 2013

Rice Cake

An Asian girls ass

Damn than girl gotta fat rice cake

I would eat the rice cake

by Vicky28 January 18, 2018

student cake

the act of shoving your homework up your asshole for pleasure and feeding it to your neighbor.

gerald gobbled my student cake last night so much he choked!

by deformedchicken May 06, 2017

Up the cake

Limerick slang for taking cock up the arse

I met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.

by Eirionn October 10, 2011

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 01, 2012