Al Caboned

(AL-CUH-BONED) (V.) To be fucked utterly senseless

Person: "I think I need some ice, cause I just got al caboned by that math test"

by Heglund Fan Club March 21, 2014

fb cacography

When someone has left their facebook account signed in and someone else posts a status on or changes a setting of the account.

That's not my status it's FB Cacography.

by The Real Programmer December 13, 2014

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

by Niff July 25, 2016

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

Liz Canon

Liz Canons are one of a kind, and very hard to come by. They like to pet dogs and play volleyball. They also love starbucks and sing the national anthem better than any celebrity guest at the Super Bowl. The are really smart, tell great jokes, and are very nice to under and upper classmen alike. If you find yourself a Liz Canon, you are very very lucky.

-Wow that girl is such a good outside hitter and libero.
-I heard she plays the French horn too.
-Then her name must be Liz Canon.

by fortnitewizard27 December 5, 2018

Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.

I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Javic Canon

VIC SO HOT AND SEXY

Javic canon and hot

by imnotsaying December 25, 2019