crotch craters

Herpes............ That is all.

Herpes is crotch craters

by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011

Dutty Crease

Dutty means dirty and crease is your bum crack, therefore it means someone who has a dirty bum crack.

"Yo who doesn't wipe, you probably have a dutty crease."

by Surann September 9, 2011

Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.

Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.

by Jersey Phil April 20, 2014

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015

Compton Creamer

An ancient Aztec manoeuvre.

The art of 'busting a nut' and 'busting a cap'.

Compton Nigga 1: Dude, I just hit the fattest Compton creamer.
Compton Nigga 2: Hell yeah, I wish I was a real enough nigga to do one of those!
Compton Nigga 1: Don't worry, you'll get there one day.

by real_gamer____ March 28, 2018

Franklin Creamer

To be beating your meat for awhile then when you are almost done find a turtle and rip it from it’s shell and nut in the shell and then stick it back on using duck tape

I just want to Franklin creamer that Turtel

by That squirrel guy April 13, 2018

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018