Some guy: Hey have you heard about Playboi Carti? He's so good.
Me: Nah he's dog shit, X is better than Carti on so many different levels.
Me: Nah he's dog shit, X is better than Carti on so many different levels.
by X and Juice > Carti January 10, 2022
Get the Playboi Carti mug.Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.
1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!
2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!
3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!
2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!
3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!
by mt971x February 10, 2010
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by A Campbell nigga January 14, 2018
Get the cash carti 3 mug.A very inna pro pro boiiiiii who trys to put his dick everywhere cus he is a horny bastared.
Do not trust this hairy big foot man or else u will get ligma, STD and aids and all the bad tings.
He is a big figgy and is despart for a girl
Donate 1p (cuz thats how much he is worth) a week to help this poor short horny man so he can stop being hella deserate for a lady.
He is a fassy n has a haircut that makes him look like mop with its 'hair' tied up
Do not trust this hairy man.
I WARN YOU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Do not trust this hairy big foot man or else u will get ligma, STD and aids and all the bad tings.
He is a big figgy and is despart for a girl
Donate 1p (cuz thats how much he is worth) a week to help this poor short horny man so he can stop being hella deserate for a lady.
He is a fassy n has a haircut that makes him look like mop with its 'hair' tied up
Do not trust this hairy man.
I WARN YOU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ME:''Do not trust this man, is a big Cartia!''
Random guy:''OMG such a littlefiggy!''
Other random guy:''EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW''
Random guy:''OMG such a littlefiggy!''
Other random guy:''EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW''
by SuckYeMam'sDIngy January 13, 2019
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by Sicky square July 22, 2019
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by beastie boy May 27, 2009
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