butthole brothers

Company started by cooks to take a picture of ones butthole and sell it to monthly subscribers.

Man did you see how much money the butthole brothers made?

by Brittles02 February 10, 2020

deep butthole

When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.

I have to poop but it's super deep butthole right now.

by Tillie Jackjack February 21, 2023

Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

mean butthole

When you are being a poopy butthole and fucking your mom

I won’t invite you to my sleepover mean butthole and you stole my toy Dino

by Shusuajan February 26, 2022

Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.

God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.

by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019

butthole squirm

The manifestation of something, either that makes you very uncomfortable, or something that activates the human spidey senses. Similar adjective use to "the hebe jebes"

Something seemed off about the way he slammed that door, it made my butthole squirm

by slickrick149 January 8, 2018