Bum chundler

Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks

1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!

by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 17, 2009

bum perfume

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell

person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME

by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021

bum sleuth

A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult

My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'

by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009

buzz bum

Person who bums a buzz off of another.

Buzz bum ex.1 That person who always seems to be around when someones got a joint or some beers (any drug). Then proceeds to get high or drunk on someone elses supply.

by Fflagg99 October 16, 2018

Bum Bucks

A bum that recieves unemployment money

Dante: "Every fortnight the government gives me bum bucks for doing nothing"

by Anonymous tripfag August 27, 2018

Bum Flum

When you fart while sitting down but instead of going out of your butt cheeks it goes back into your ass.

Bro, I farted in class today and I thought people were gonna hear it but it turned into a bum flum.

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

Bum Donut

The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.

Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.

by T-Dog Duane December 30, 2013