Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.

Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay

by rhonin66 March 2, 2021

Baking cakes

This is a term for giving and receiving sex in prison. A person that is a top and bottom both is considered a cake baker.

I thought spike was a daddy, come to find out he's a cake baker. He's been baking cakes with honey bun.

by Church196 February 4, 2021

bakingchsr

bakingchsr is a fanpage on tiktok for charli damelio. she is so sweet and loves posting for her fans!!

do you follow bakingchsr on tiktok?

by hi idk lol March 17, 2021

Bucking

To have sex with a friend or relative and to make sure you nut on their butt

“ I caught Witad and Waniel bucking on Christmas Eve. Sick friends.”

by Poonut7 March 30, 2021

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021

Buying indulgences and sinning again

A new term for outsourcing- outsourcing American energy jobs like oil and natural gas, that is.

Stop buying indulgences and sinning again, start making America independent again.

by Sexydimma May 22, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021