turd burglar

a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement

that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar

by gomper November 24, 2006

turd burglar

Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.

This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).

by Krage January 4, 2009

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

by Potshot44 March 23, 2010

Turf Burglar

A man whom steals another man's turf. Turf either referring to a claimed area (a woman or man) or better yet, in reference to their pubic hair (i.e. turf) and all genitalia housed within. Also can be applied as heterosexual or homosexual to men or women.

Tara: "Hey Ilana, see that man at the bar, I bet he has one hell of a goal post and a well kept turf ... I am so gonna take him home and play his field tonight."
*Ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.*
Ilana: "Hey Tara, I have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, I'll see you tomorrow."
Tara: "Ilana, you are such a turf burglar."
*Tara heads home alone.*

by Environmentor December 7, 2010

turd burglar

1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet.
2. An insult

1.
M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.

2.
M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!

by mBlesso June 1, 2006

tard burglar

Someone who does something incredibly stupid and irritating.

Jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so I turned to Timmy and said "Jim is a fucking tard burglar."

by stinkerton May 13, 2006

bulgaria

a country that only blindingly patriotic bulgarians write definitions for. definitions boil down to claims that this country has the most beautiful women, yet no bulgarian woman has never won miss world or miss universe.

I saw a pornographic movie with a Bulgarian woman in it. She took it in both orifices with no lube and swallowed the goo with a smile. She made me very horny so I made an urban dictionary definiton. God I love Bulgaria.

by Supb August 17, 2007