Glazed Hot Fudge Brownie

When you take a shit and cum all over on top of it and then bake it. Once it is done you serve it as a pastry to others or yourself.

Bob: Man I'm really hungry right now
Tom: Hey I just took a shit in this bag, wanna make a glazed hot fudge brownie?
Bob: I would love to! Let me just cum on it and then we can bake it in the oven
Tom: Yumm delish!

Glazed Hot Fudge Brownie by Jared Hilton July 17, 2022

Cosmic Brownie 

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

Cosmic Brownie by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017

The Brownie Diet

A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.

Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"

The Brownie Diet by Sucks2BU January 5, 2005

prison brownie 

A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.

As a convicted child rapist, Roger was a primary target to receive a prison brownie.

prison brownie by IGraduatedTheFourthGrade October 6, 2017

Special Brownie 

A cake like sweet that has copious amounts of chocolate in it, and something else. Normally, the "something else" is weed.

Fred: "Hey, Shaggy?"
Shaggy: "Yes?"
Fred:"Can I have one of your special brownies?"
Shaggy: "Sure."
Fred: *munches it*
Also Fred:*starts sweating*
Fred again: "Shaggy this isn't weed"

Special Brownie by YipDipPotatoChip June 4, 2018

strawberry cheesecake brownie

A delectable desert created with three different bodily fluids. First, the woman must be menstruating. After copulation, ejaculate onto (not in) the vagina, then defecate on top of the jism and blood-soaked groin. This is simulatneously mixed and baked when the feces, sperm, and menstrual blood is inserted back into the vagina through another round of intercourse. Allow to sit inside the vaginal cavity for 15-25 minutes. The brownies may extracted with a ferocious menstrual explosion. Let cool for 5 minutes and serve.

Benny and Jo decided on saving time by simultaneously satisfying their mutual sweet tooth as well as their scatological fantasies by baking a half-dozen strawberry cheesecake brownies for all to enjoy.

strawberry cheesecake brownie by Bonky October 6, 2007

warm brownie 

Piece of shit. Generally it is referred to when it's fresh out of the corn hole.

Allison ate a whole warm brownie all by herself.

warm brownie by serna_2008 March 1, 2006